What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:54

Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Still no good.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So they tried
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...