What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Nuts and Butts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Still no good.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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So they tried

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

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Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...